"This was above the Global median of -0.2 per cent and above the peer median of 0.2 per cent," the CEM Benchmarking report says. "Your actual cost of 58.6 bps [basis points] was close to your benchmark cost of 57.9 bps. This suggests that your fund was normal cost. Your fund was normal cost because your lower cost implementation style was offset by paying more for some services."
The NZS FAQs also asks the, possibly controversial, Q: 'how much money would we have if Bill English hadn't choked during the GFC and cut off our contributions?'
To be fair, the NZS didn't phrase it like that but nonetheless it estimates the fund would now be sitting at over $40 billion (compared to the actual $26.1 billion) and would've earned $3.6 billion more of "excess returns" (that is above the benchmark of Treasury bills plus 2.5 per cent) - if English hadn't choked.
That's all very interesting but I prefer the less-frequently-asked questions such as 'what is the NZS cupcake policy?'. The answer is to be found in the NZS gift and hospitality register which records three staff members "retained" cupcakes donated by the AUT on May 16 this year. Most other donations (with the notable exception of a Swedish rug), including two University of California ties, a "water carafe and glass" and "1 x Simplus and 1 x Pilairo Obstructive Sleep Apnea masks", were re-gifted to charity auctions.
And while there's no free lunch in investing - with the alleged exception of a diversified asset allocation* - NZS staff have been shouted many a "working meal" and "drinks" over the 12 months to June 30, 2014. Just this February 7, for example, John Key treated NZS boss, Adrian Orr, the food while Australia's PM paid for drinks in line with trans-Tasman Closer Economic Relations protocols.
* I should disclose here my own free lunch with NZS head of asset allocation, David Iverson, on June 18 this year. Neither taxpayer dollars, nor cupcakes, were consumed.