Overwhelmed by virtual rubber-neckers such as myself the recently upgraded NZX website froze on Monday morning.
Hoping to witness another historic market meltdown in glorious internet HD format many viewers were instead hit with error message 503 "Service Temporarily Unavailable".
503 was right on the money, the NZX site was only down for a few minutes and even the NZX itself wasn't as down as the hype predicted.
By lunchtime the NZX50 index had only lost 2.35 per cent on 'light trading', recovering somewhat from the 3 per cent opening drop.
Across the Tasman, Australia began almost as badly before clawing back over half of the early decline. Last time I looked the ASX was down less than 1 per cent (but it might all turn to custard after lunch).