For some time now the EDHEC-Risk Institute has been regularly updating me on the performance of the world's hedge fund markets.
This January, for instance, against a backdrop of a strong S&P 500 (up 4.8 per cent), some hedge funds did ok.
"Equity-focused strategies, having increased their net market exposure, as shown by dynamic betas significantly higher than their long-term counterparts, exhibited strong performance and reached a five-month high: Long/Short Equity (3.36 per cent), Event Driven (2.95 per cent) and even Equity Market Neutral (1.01 per cent)," the latest EDHEC hedge fund report says.
"In contrast, unsurprisingly enough, the Short Selling strategy (-6.85 per cent) recorded a massive loss."
After years of exposure to this sort of stuff, I kind of understand what it all means. I can even grasp why some of the headier articles on the main EDHEC website might be interesting to certain people.