One says: "I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to show up early, stay late, and cheerfully volunteer for every crappy task there is."
Another rule states: "I believe that the most annoying sounds in the world are whining and complaining.
"I will never make them. If I am unhappy at work, I will either find a new job or find a way to be happy."
One said: "Imagine the a**hole sitting there typing that, thinking it was such a great idea" while another said it was "insane".
However, others suggested they'd sign it or would make others sign it saying it's used to create team spirit and a positive work culture rather than letting negative energy breed.