The responses of the tobacco and alcohol industries to the gradual but remorseless legislative assault on their profitability would be comical if they were not so transparent.
Multinational cigarette company Philip Morris has embarked on an aggressive fightback against laws and price rises intended to put pressure on smokers to quit the habit. From tomorrow, shops will have to hide the bright cigarette displays that provide a lucratively eye-catching backdrop to the casual purchase of petrol or milk. Other measures, such as plain packaging, are being considered.
The industry argues that the regulations go too far - it does not say too far for what, but it means too far for its shareholders. On websites such as myopinioncounts.co.nz, it seeks to alert customers to the way the heavy hand of the state is crushing their freedom of choice and encourages them to make their voices heard. But now that the gloves are off, it will not be long before flocks of highly paid lawyers begin circling, armed with the brief to challenge the laws' legitimacy under international trade agreements.
Meanwhile, the managing directors of the four heavyweight drinks companies met Justice Minister Judith Collins at the Beehive on Monday and urged her to quash a law change that will limit the alcohol content of so-called alcopops, aimed at young women.
The fact that the companies sent their big guns to the meeting showed how much is at stake for them. Industry figures show ready-to-drink (RTD) beverages make up 12 per cent of the annual local alcohol market: 180 million are sold each year, most in off-licence outlets.