Cadbury has reduced the size of its family chocolate bars to help people manage their household budgets.
Oh, give us a break. Or even a Kit Kat, from the opposition chocolate maker, Nestle.
Seldom has the mix of spin and jargon excelled itself more than from the mouth of the local general manager of Cadbury's parent company.
With chocolate prices rising on the commodity markets, the caring folk in purple had taken one for the team.
The cut in the size of the bar, by one row from 10 to nine, with the price staying the same, was done to prevent people having to pay more for their chocolate.