1. Once upon a time - 100 years ago, to be exact - Argentina had the fifth-largest economy in the world. But decades of bad policies, worse governments and general incompetence turned this one-time powerhouse into a cautionary tale of default and devaluation.
By the 1990s, though, Argentina thought it had finally found the cure for its congenital inflation: outsourcing its monetary policy to Alan Greenspan by pegging the peso to the dollar.
It worked, until it didn't. Inflation came down and foreign capital came in, but at the cost of making countercyclical policy impossible. So if a big shock hit Argentina's economy, it wouldn't be able to cut interest rates to cushion the blow, because its currency peg meant it could only do that when the Fed did.
And that, of course, is exactly what happened when Europe's and Brazil's currencies fell so much that Argentina's exports suddenly became seriously overpriced in 1998.
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Argentina needed a weaker peso, but it couldn't get one - not without abandoning its dollar peg. Instead, it was forced to cut prices by cutting wages. The problem, though, was that this only pushed unemployment up and tax receipts down.
And that left Argentina in a catch-22. It had to raise taxes and cut spending to reassure investors about the deficit, but that made the slump even worse - which wiped out any savings. In other words, austerity was both the cure and the disease. So it was really just a disease.
By late 2001, it was hard for things to get much worse. Unemployment was 20 per cent, and there was a run on the peso - along with the banks that had them - as people tried to turn their money into dollars. The government tried to stop the run by limiting withdrawals, but this only started violent protests. So, finally, Argentina did what it's always done: it defaulted and devalued.
This $100 billion default - at the time, the largest ever - might have been the most responsible thing an Argentinian government has ever done. Now, that's not to say there weren't any costs. It's cut the country off from international capital markets ever since, and that's limited growth.
But not as much as the alternative - a deflationary spiral. Indeed, Argentina's economy has actually grown pretty well the past 12 years, despite relapsing into double-digit inflation.
Exchange bonds
2. Back in its customary role as a financial pariah, Argentina tried to make at least a little good on its obligations. In 2005 and 2010, it offered the holders of its defaulted debt - which was still trading at deep discounts - new "exchange bonds" that paid about 35 cents on the dollar of the original ones.
It was an offer they couldn't refuse. If investors said no, they got nothing. And it's not like they could force Argentina to pay them more. How many divisions does Wall Street have? That's why 93 per cent of the old bondholders accepted the new ones.
Pari passu
3. So what were the other 7 per cent thinking? Well, they were mostly hedge funds that had bought up Argentina's defaulted debt on the cheap, and thought they could sue for a better deal. A much better deal. They argued that a cookie-cutter clause in the old bonds - what's known as pari passu - meant that Argentina had to pay them in full if it paid the exchange bonds at all.
It's a question of what "equal treatment" means. As Joseph Cotterill explains in the Financial Times, pari passu clauses just say that borrowers have to treat all bondholders the same. You can't pay some back, but not others. Sounds pretty innocuous. But is it? The hedge fund holdouts said it really meant that Argentina couldn't force a debt restructuring. That the defaulted bonds and exchange bonds were really the same, so if Argentina paid any it had to pay all.
Elliot Management
4. It's a clever argument, but cleverness isn't enough to make a country pay you if it doesn't want to. That's why this legal dispute has gone from the arcane to the absurd. It's not just about winning the case. It's about making Argentina accept that you have.
Take Elliott Management, the most aggressive hedge fund holdout both in and out of court. It's spent the better part of a decade suing Argentina to get it to settle for more.
And when that's failed, it's turned to less, well, conventional methods to bring them to the negotiating table. Back in 2012, Elliott actually got Ghana to seize an Argentinian boat as partial payment for what it said it was owed. But even this strong-arm tactic wasn't strong enough to make Argentina any more cooperative. The boat was eventually released without a deal.
New York judge
5. But now the holdouts might finally have what they need to make Argentina pay up: a New York judge. See, in 2012, Judge Thomas Griesa ruled that the holdouts were right about pari passu: Argentina couldn't pay the exchange bonds without paying the holdouts, too.
Now, if that was all he'd said, Argentina could have continued to ignore it consequence-free. But there was more. Griesa also declared that if Argentina didn't start paying the holdouts, any financial institution that helped it pay the exchange bonds would be in contempt. In other words, Griesa would prevent Argentina from paying anyone.
That left Argentina with a choice: It could either pay the holdouts, or it could default on the exchange bonds even though it was able and willing to pay them.
Default
6. Argentina chose default. There were billions of reasons to do so. It owes all the holdouts a total of about $15 billion, and paying that could create hundreds of billions of new obligations. That's because the exchange bonds have "RUFO" (Rights-Upon-Future-Offers) clauses that, until the end of this year, promise them whatever the holdouts get.
This is a lose-lose-lose situation. The holdouts aren't happy, because they still aren't getting paid. The exchange bondholders aren't happy, because now they aren't getting paid either. And Argentina isn't happy, because it was forced into a default it didn't want - though, at this point, it can't really suffer any reputational damage.
Never ending?
7. There are two ways this can end: a deal with the holdouts or a deal with the exchange bondholders.
In the first case, the holdouts would get some kind of (maybe backdoor) settlement, and the exchange bondholders would agree to waive their RUFO rights, which some have already offered to do.
In the second, the holdouts would get nothing, and the exchange bondholders would agree to another exchange, this time for bonds set up exclusively in Argentina - outside Judge Griesa's reach.
Or maybe it never ends.
This is probably the dumbest default in history. As Felix Salmon points out on medium.com, it might have actually made the exchange bonds worth more. That's because Argentina will - presumably - pay them in full at some point, but, in the meantime, the bonds are earning 8 per cent interest on the missed payments.
It's a nice Seinfeldian touch for a fight that only he could love: it's about nothing. Well, almost nothing. It's about whether Argentina or Elliott Management will get a few billion dollars. And that's it. Argentina's economy is already in recession, and probably won't get much worse.
It'll be fine - which for them means lots of inflation - either way. So will other countries, which now have collective action clauses in their debt to prevent these kind of pari passu cases.
At this rate, Argentina really might default on its debt everyday - at least for a while. Giddy up.
- Washington Post