If there is anything we have learnt about functioning modern femininity in the past four weeks, it is this: if you are attractive, do not signal the fact in advance to prospective employers.
Israeli researchers recently found that if an attractive female job-seeker sends a CV with a photo attached, her eventual boss - probably a man - might like it, but the scores of women staffing modern HR departments will not. They are more likely to throw any cross between Cindy Crawford and Kim Kardashian on the scrapheap when identifying the right applicant, opting for the pedestrian female face almost every time.
In some countries this is not an issue, as job-seekers don't even submit their names on their CVs, lest it prejudice the outcome one way or another (a great practice, I reckon, and one we should adopt here). At the very least, photos should be kept off CVs; unless you are applying to be an escort or a TV presenter, it's just not relevant.
Another lesson in the art of being a modern woman we have learnt recently is that if you are a fine-looking specimen of a female, and somehow manage to elude the HR harpies and actually get the job, for goodness sake never say anything about how gorgeous you are.
A maniacal belief in your own talent and promotability seems de rigueur in many modern workplaces, but as the unfortunately named Samantha Brick has just illustrated, a firm and genuine belief in your own sexiness is a definite no-no - especially to other women.