COMMENT:
News of Bunnings recommending that sausage sizzlers place the onion before the sausage has prompted a predictable stream of outrage from those who see this as "health and safety gone mad".
Karl Stefanovic, morning co-host of the Today show, took it as a personal assault on his nation, claiming the seemingly innocuous migration of onions would "ruin Australia".
"Bunnings," Stevanovic continued, " you've done a lot of things right. But, I'm sorry, you've got this one wrong. You don't mess with perfection."
"Perfection" is at best a stretch and at worst a delusional rambling. We may eat with our eyes, but a few oil-drenched onions aren't likely to make a masterpiece of a culinary item served up in the Bunnings carpark. Furthermore, the taste isn't likely to be affected given that all the essential ingredients remain snugly wrapped in a slice of $1 bread.