You can find business lessons in the most unlikely places, and I think everyone could learn a thing or two from New Zealand's Next Top Model. Be polite! Stand up straight! Always wear flesh-coloured underwear!
Of course, the whole show is beyond bogus. Successful models are not successful because they go to bed early and have a cheerful disposition; they are usually sulky children who just look freakishly au courant, yet with a play-doh-like quality that makes them blandly malleable.
What can we possibly learn from them? Quite a bit, actually. When the contestants are going to a photo shoot, host Sara Tetro often talks about them walking on set and bringing total commitment. She has also practically garrotted girls for second-guessing and over-thinking. Models just have to believe they are beautiful or smouldering or whatever; they can't stop every two seconds to question whether they are really doing okay. The commitment and confidence just have to be there.
Although to this end, it may help to be a bit dim. For a model, there is nothing really to base your confidence on. It is all in your head that you're beautiful and not just actually a borderline skinny, ugly freak - with, surprisingly often, bad teeth.
This confidence trick seems to be the secret to success in pretty much any endeavour. This week's genius or dupe has to be artist Akiko Diegel, who just won a major art award for her Perspex box of old aspirin packets.