Gulden, a former German soccer pro who favours track suits over a coat and tie, spent about 14 months at the helm of Danish jeweller Pandora, where he is credited with turning the business around and restoring investor confidence.
A TV ad for the campaign features Bolt frolicking in a hot tub with a gaggle of women before lacing his sneakers and running off, Thompson fending off two buff men in a splash fight, and Balotelli winking as he gets a penalty card.
"Obedience will be discouraged," the athletes say.
"Without the solid grounding in sports, we weren't really resonating with our customers," said Adam Petrick, Puma's marketing director.
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Kering, which owns 86 per cent of Puma as well as luxury brands such as Gucci and Bottega Veneta, needs to turn Puma around to maintain the shoemaker's lofty stock price. Puma trades at 25 times next year's expected earnings, higher than Nike and Adidas, even though it has a profit margin of 4 per cent versus 15 per cent at Nike and 11 per cent at Adidas.
Puma is "investing in sports to win back credibility and shelf space," said Volker Bosse, an analyst at Baader Bank.
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Forever Faster, which Puma says is its biggest campaign in at least a decade, exhorts consumers to rethink perceptions: A picture of Bolt in the starting blocks features the word 'doubt' struck through in red, and a shot of Balotelli replaces 'villain' with 'saviour.'
The company isn't saying how much the campaign will cost, beyond telling investors that marketing expenses will be "significantly" higher this year.
Puma says the stars of Forever Faster will help it challenge Adidas - dominant in European soccer sponsorships - and Nike, which is strong in pretty much everything else. Puma held 2.1 per cent of the $255 billion global sportswear market in 2013, versus 15 per cent for Nike and 11 per cent for Adidas, according to market researcher Euromonitor International.
In the 1970s, Puma sponsored athletes such as Brazil's Pele, fashion icon-cum-basketball star Walt Frazier, and Dutch soccer great Johan Cruijff. Under Gulden, Puma is trying to assemble similar star power with the Forever Faster campaign featuring more than a half dozen athletes.
On September 16 Puma said it had bought 5 per cent of last year's second-place Bundesliga team, Borussia Dortmund. This year, Britain's Arsenal Football Club is starting its first season in Puma togs, and Balotelli has moved from AC Milan to Liverpool, putting him on the bigger stage of England's Premier League.
At the same time, marketing chief Petrick says, the campaign aims to humanise the stars - hence the hot tub and other oddball elements such as wrestling bears, splash fights and fast cars.
"Our athletes lead complete lives - they don't just kick a football or run around on a field," Petrick said. The ads "are a reflection of that fullness."
- Bloomberg