Generally, when something untoward happens at home it's my fault. I am the household manager - in part, because the other half isn't interested in assuming the role and in part because I like to know what's going on.
Some might say it's because I'm a control freak, but I prefer to think of it as caring, not controlling.
However, being a benign dictator means you have a responsibility to those in your realm. So if we run out of toilet paper that's my fault. And when it comes to paying the bills, that's me, too. So when I was sorting out the accounts this week and saw our gas and electricity bill had more than doubled, I just about had a conniption. How could this be?
The combined bill is usually about $350 with the prompt discount payment Contact deigns to offer its customers. That's what I'd budgeted for and that's what I was prepared for. This month, the bill was $715.15, more than double what we usually pay.
In shock, I rang Contact and after about 15 minutes listening to music that did little to soothe me, I spoke to a lovely woman who began to put me through my paces. Could I check the meter reading? Unfortunately it matched the bill. Could I see if the hot water cylinder was leaking? No, it wasn't. On and on it went as I roamed the house and the nice call centre woman went through her prepared questions. Finally she said she'd put the bill on hold until a plumber and gas fitter could come around and check the hot water and heating.