Even those presiding over stable growth feel the need to placate hedge funds, lest asset markets falter. When this dynamic overtakes countries such as New Zealand (growing 2.6 per cent) and Australia (2.3 per cent), it's hard not to conclude that ultra-low rates will be the global norm for a long, long time.
Indeed, the major monetary powers that are easing - Europe, Japan, Australia and New Zealand - have all suggested rates may stay low almost indefinitely.
Those angling to return to normality, meanwhile - the United States Federal Reserve and Bank of England - are pledging to move very slowly. Even nations with rising inflation problems, such as India, are hinting at more stimulus.
"As interest rates continue to fall across most of the globe, central banks are also united in their main message - once rates have come down, they're likely to stay down," says Simon Grose-Hodge of LGT Bank.
"And when they finally do tighten, the 'normal' rate is going to be a lot lower than it used to be."
Could the People's Bank of China be next?
"With underlying GDP growth still looking weak, more monetary policy moves are likely," says Adam Slater of Oxford Economics. "And China may even face the prospect of short-term rates dropping towards the zero lower bound."
In April 2013, International Monetary Fund head Christine Lagarde asked her staff to study how markets might react to major central banks reversing their easing policies.
Yet Japan's experience illustrates just how hard it is to restore normality after a huge economic shock. Markets, businesses, banks, consumers and politicians alike quickly learn not just to love free money, but to rely on it.
Zero rates are about the only thing keeping Japan's huge debt load sustainable, thus making it all but impossible for Bank of Japan governor Haruhiko Kuroda to taper.
Even if Fed chairwoman Janet Yellen manages to pull off a rate hike or two this year, she'll be hard-pressed to return to the monetary-policy framework that prevailed before the Lehman Brothers crisis.
Yellen would be pilloried by Wall St and summoned to Capitol Hill for a browbeating if she tried. Similarly, European Central Bank president Mario Draghi would face eurozone rebellions to any tapering moves.
At this point, rather than pretend they can return to normality, central banks should be devising ways to adapt to a low-rate world.
Surely they should prod governments to do their part to boost growth and upgrade economies.
But monetary authorities must also make sure the liquidity they churn out doesn't increase financial risks.
In New Zealand, for example, central bank governor Graeme Wheeler has been experimenting with so-called macroprudential steps to tame asset bubbles, including limits on leveraged lending.
Australia should be eyeing new regulations and taxes to make sure its record-low 2 per cent benchmark rate doesn't add froth to property markets.
That goes, too, for officials in the US, Europe and elsewhere still thinking they can regain their power over markets or the business cycle. Those days aren't going to return any time soon.