Only a fool would have held out hope that Mitt Romney or Barack Obama might make mention of plucky little New Zealand in their foreign policy debate this week. They were more occupied by Israel (34 mentions), by a mutual enthusiasm for imposing "crippling sanctions" on Iran, by jokes about bayonets, and, well, by domestic policy.
But we did, sort of, get a nod. Challenged by the Republican pretender on the way those Chinese like to "steal our jobs" (Romney actually said "steal our jobs"), Obama intoned: "We believe China can be a partner, but we're also sending a very clear signal that America is a Pacific power, that we are going to have a presence there."
Pacific! That's us, right? Those "rebalancing" noises that the President and Hillary Clinton have been whistling our way are for real. Obama went on: "We are working with countries in the region to make sure, for example, that ships can pass through; that commerce continues. And we're organising trade relations with countries other than China so that China starts feeling more pressure about meeting basic international standards."
When Obama says "organising trade relations", he means, of course, the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement - better known as the TPP, a name designed to make you run for the hills or the Shopping Channel.
But soporific or not, the TPP bubble is New Zealand-bound, with the next, and 15th, round of negotiations to begin in Auckland in five weeks. Eleven nations will be represented, from the minnow host to the dominant US - whose participation, as the President has explained, is motivated by a desire to exert pressure on China.