I've just completed another emergency session with my personal mentors, hired to prop up and protect my eggshell-thin ego in today's fast moving commercial world.
"Have you seen the latest edition of Metro?" I wailed, throwing a copy on my over-sized boardroom table, a piece of furniture embellished with fine silver filigree fretwork, reflecting my status as a human being struggling to find nirvana.
"There's a feature called 'Who really runs this town?' Plus a number of columns naming the most influential Aucklanders."
My team of mentors stared blankly at the magazine before turning their attention back to me with questioning looks.
Scoring the inlaid rosewood veneer with my stainless steel letter opener, a practice that relieves tension at critical moments, I hissed, "I'm not mentioned in any lists, including the section on top media personalities. This is gut-wrenching!"