If I wasn't one of the ratepayers expected to pay this bill, I'd find the irony delicious.
The Aotea Square occupiers were riding on the backs of the protesters in New York, London and other financial capitals. They were enraged by the corporate bankers and lawyers whom they blamed for not only master-minding the global economic crisis, but then persuading politicians to bail them out with public money.
It was never clear why the ragtag collection of Auckland protesters camped outside the Town Hall rather than in front of one of the glass towers where the money men of Auckland do their business.
My guess is the grass of Aotea Square was rather softer to sleep on than the concrete of the CBD proper. But with hindsight - and the council's expense sheet now out in the open - it's clear the choice of campsite was brilliant.
The council's expense sheet highlights an example of the sort of corporate greed the protesters were on about. A homegrown example we can all relate to.
My beef is not so much with the Crown solicitors. If they can get away with charging nearly $200,000 for some legal advice and a handful of court appearances which left the situation as messy as before they came on the scene, good luck to them.
It's the new corporatised Super City that deserves most of our ire.
A council press release with the account claims: "The cost to ratepayers is a direct consequence of the refusal of Occupy Auckland to voluntarily cease their occupation, and to extend it to three other sites."
This is not true. The costs were all the result of decisions made by the council about how to deal with the demonstrators.
Who were the security guards and fencing - at a cost of $57,800 - protecting? The protesters, or the passing public?
I passed by the site many times, and all the occupiers wanted to do, when they were out and about, was discuss their cause.
What were the private investigators hired for?
Then there's grass restoration at $17,650. Weekend news reports had farmers rhapsodising about how the wet summer had miraculously transformed brown pastures across the land into lush green cow paddocks.
Even if a few patches required reseeding after the tents were removed, the vast sum mentioned conjures up pictures of Mayor Len Brown and a cast of expensive artists out on their hands and knees painting each brown blade of grass green.
No doubt in the good old days, a chap from the works department would have ambled up from the local depot and cast a few handfuls of seeds about, strung up a rope barrier and ambled back to base. With luck, an in-house lawyer would have been there to give some common sense advice too.
It's as though the Super City is so fixated on big ticket items like the $2.86 billion train tunnel that the pennies don't matter. Perhaps not now, but come election time they do.
