If Mrs P could find a job she really enjoyed, was good at it and brought home enough dough to keep us in new golf balls each week then life would be just dandy, writes Kevin Page.

For the past 13 years, flying out of Rotorua Airport has been a little different to leaving most other domestic airports.

I have a feeling someone may be trying to tell me something. That's because the other day I bumped into four pregnant women in quick succession, writes Kevin Page.

Every so often papers of the world do an angsty analysis of What Readers Want, and take up surveys and focus groups, to guide an editorial change.

Kevin Page writes: The spare room is being used as some sort of holding area before the said items are slowly introduced into the regular household without me noticing.

There's one piece of good news hidden away in our report on shocking behaviour towards the city's elderly, writes Kim Gillespie.