I have a friend who is one of those people who can strike up a conversation with anyone. You know the type - he's the master of those awkward social situations where you don't know anyone and are forced to make polite conversation with someone you've never met before and will likely never meet again.
I once asked him how he copes so well and his answer was that he has a collection of ice-breaker questions that he rolls out. Genius.
Since then, I've collected my own and used them on all sorts - from politicians to social workers, workmates to strangers who've since become close friends. Questions such as what your Mastermind topic would be (mine would be Sex and the City or the use of the apostrophe). Or who would play you in a movie of your life (Carey Mulligan). Or which would win in a fight between a tiger and a shark? I'm still not sure of my answer on that one. Maybe a tiger shark?
One of my all-time favourites, though, is what did your school report card say? Mine always said the same thing - "Rosie achieves well, but is not working to her full potential. She needs to talk less and focus more."
My husband is a high school teacher and he's said I'd be his least favourite student. Not because I'm annoying or under-achieving (though the annoying part probably holds some truth). No, I'm a teacher's worst nightmare because I'm that frustrating student who can do next to no work all term, then cram at the end and ace the exam. I don't get fair marks for the amount of effort I put in. I've been known to smash out an essay in a few hours and get top marks.