I’m that person who must order the broccoli dish at a restaurant.
It’s one of my favourite vegetables (arguably my favourite); especially when it’s cooked hot and fast to get a nice char while still retaining its crunch.
I will argue my point that if you don’t like broccoli (and this goes for many other vegetables), it’s probably because you’ve never had it cooked the right way - so many of us had it boiled into mush as kids.
Let me completely revive your idea of broccoli with this dish - trust me: when you give it a nice char, the broccoli takes on a smoky, nutty taste that is so far from watery pungent mush.
A smoking hot pan is the only way I cook broccoli - simply because it’s the best way.