A taco straps on a helmet. The Cat in the Hat chases Superman through a forest. Where's Wally has been found, he's lying in a stream next to the bike he just fell off.
No, I have not lost my mind. All of this and much more happened during the 2017 Singlespeed Mountain Bike World Championships in Rotorua on Saturday, an event that is as much fun for the spectators as it is for the riders.
I joined hundreds of people next to a shallow creek, 100m from the finish line, which has tested riders in the past. I wondered if people were there to cheer on riders who successfully navigated the obstacle or to watch them fall in.
I stopped wondering when, after the first 20 or so riders managed to get through unscathed, the crowd started chanting "in the water, in the water, in the water", like a tribe of blood-thirsty hunters.
Finally, they got what they wanted. The crowd erupted as the first rider went over his handlebars and into the stream. They erupted again, even louder, when he stood up and took a bow. It was great to watch.