The fun police have had a great time of it lately.
First they took away the Mount New Year's Eve party, then they took away the midnight fireworks display for Rotorua's Glo Festival, and now they want to ban the sale of fireworks to the public.
Well, let's be honest, they've always wanted to ban the sale of fireworks.
It's a perennial debate. One side enjoys spending hard-earned money on the booms and the sparkles, the other fighting to keep babies asleep, their pets calm and under control and fingers attached to their hands.
But who is Guy Fawkes and why do we, all the way down in New Zealand, want to commemorate his terrorist plot?