It was an obviously alcohol-induced slurred voice and was the funniest comment I had heard all night on the racetrack. "So can you remind me again, at what exact time of today did we decide that it would be a good idea to walk this race track tonight?"
Last weekend I attended the Bathurst motor race at Mt Panorama for what has become a bit of a pilgrimage and one of the highlights of my calendar year. My pilgrimage started five years ago when a bunch of Aussie mates invited me and my son there for a boys' weekend.
Anyway, a couple of the guys and I decided to join many others and walk the Bathurst racetrack on Saturday night, the night before the great race. The track is 6.213km long and takes around two hours to walk - including pit stops. The first sector of the track is a particularly difficult walk as it is a series of uphill corners after a long uphill straight and it was on this sector that I started hearing the funny comments.
Comments such as kids, who should have been tucked into their beds hours ago, asking their parents if they were nearly there yet and the parents, as they have done so for centuries replying, "Yep we're nearly there guys, but you need to stop asking every third step you take, cause that makes it seem longer."
There is a bus that circulates around the track with headlights blazing in the beautiful cool evening and the bus only stops at the top of the track and the bottom of the track. Nevertheless numerous people stick their thumbs out hoping the bus driver will take pity on them and stop. The bus driver never does, however I also noticed a police vehicle circulating occasionally to keep an eye on the safety and no doubt health of walkers.