"What's the difference between the Auckland Harbour Bridge and the Aussie rugby team," I asked my Aussie mates at our annual boys-only camp.
It was Saturday night and I was standing next to the fire in the middle of our camp which was in the middle of the Mount Panorama race track in Bathurst. We had been camped there since Thursday and we were all looking forward to the 2014 V8 Supercar race the next day which looked like being a beauty given what had already happened in qualifying racing. At their invitation this was my fourth year in a row at this boys- only weekend and it was my turn to tell a joke.
The guys all looked at me blankly as if to say, "We don't know, Kiwi, what's the difference between the Auckland Harbour Bridge and the Aussie rugby team."
I paused before answering, "You can't walk over the Auckland Harbour Bridge."
Fortunately they all laughed before someone reminded me that the All Blacks would be playing the Aussies the following weekend.