When I began to read about a plan to close the cycleway through the CBD (Rotorua Daily Post, April 6), I thought surely it should have appeared in the April 1 edition.
The more I read the management-speak from Stavros Michael, Steve Chadwick and Karen Hunt the more I was convinced it was a hoax equal to the Otago Daily Times' excellent April Fool's article about abandoning the placing of a fountain in the gardens by the railway station because of the perceived risk of splashes upsetting cyclists and scooter riders. But no, it was real!
Just get on with it: Rip out the kerbs in the middle of Haupapa and Hinemoa Sts and repaint the angle parking lines. No more of those hated new meters - abandon 15-minute-free parking zones and mark in more practical 30- and 60-minute ones.
Forget consultations about lower speed limits: In those inner-city streets no one can get up to 50km/h anyway. And don't let rental electric scooters loose in Rotorua, pedestrians are at enough risk of injury from skateboarding and cycling hoons.
Maybe then the dying centre of town may get a few of the many vacant shops filled.