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Garth George: Help, we're beset by hapless buffoons

By Garth George
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8 Mar, 2014 07:00 PM4 mins to read

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Garth George

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Just when I thought political discourse had reached a low point, even for election year, it has plunged even further into the pits.

First, Conservative leader Colin Craig is suing Green Party leader Russel Norman in the courts over rather innocuous remarks he made at an annual display of homosexual exhibitionism, accusing Mr Craig of wanting to keep women in the kitchen and homosexuals in the closet.

And all that seems to show is that Mr Craig is totally unsuited to the rough and tumble of political life and has no place in Parliament, let alone government.

Second, the new leader of Act, philosopher Jamie Whyte, announces that as far as he's concerned, incestuous relationships should be legal between consenting adults and the State shouldn't be able to interfere.

Well, I ask you ... We all know that Act is against any form of government interference in anything; and we all know that all that leads to is anarchy - every man for himself and bugger anyone else.

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But for Mr Whyte to use incest as an example of State "interference" in people's lives shows us that he, too, is totally unsuited to politics and should stick with philosophy.

David Cunliffe, meanwhile, has developed a chronic case of foot-in-the-mouth disease, having to explain, or even retract, bold statements he has made.

First he announces that every family, on an income below $150,000, will receive $60 a week "baby bonus" for each new child but failed to mention that there would be all sorts of qualifications and restrictions on such payments and had to apologise.

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Then there was his rather silly crack at Prime Minister John Key for residing in a "leafy suburb" when Mr Cunliffe does, too. Again, an apology.

Next came revelations that Mr Cunliffe had received donations towards his bid for the leadership of Labour from secret trusts set up to make anonymous donations, in spite of a previous Labour government passing laws to make such trust donations illegal for general elections.

More abject apologies - and questions from National MPs as to whether we can trust a man with a trust.

And, finally, Mr Cunliffe boldly declares that the remaining Rena wreckage will be cleared, no matter what, if Labour becomes the Government, ignoring the fact that such decisions reside with the Environment Court.

Sure, Labour governments are known for their dictatorial overruling of laws and regulations, but expect another backtrack from Mr Cunliffe when reality strikes.

Even Prime Minister Key doesn't get off scot free either, after making a fool of himself at the homosexual exhibition by indulging in a malodorous contest called "beer pong".

Why all these leading politicians, and sundry wannabes, cosy up to the homosexual community is quite beyond me, since it represents less that 5 per cent of the population.

On the female side of politics we have political adversaries sniping at and denigrating one another over trivialities such as their dress sense.

So the question we all have to ask ourselves is whether, with the exception of Mr Key, we want these sorts of stumblebums running our country, given that the Greens are madder than them all but in a more sinister way?

And now a different kind of nasty politics. The rejection by Maori King Tuheitia and his minions of an offer to have Prince William and his spectacular spouse visit Turangawaewae Marae - because a liberal 90 minutes is not long enough for a full-scale palaver - is not just the height of rudeness.

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Since Prince William is direct descendant of Queen Victoria, in whose name the Treaty of Waitangi was signed, it is tantamount to treason.

Or is it that cutting off noses to spite faces is the latest definition of hongi?

Garth George is a veteran newspaper journalist, retired and living in Rotorua.
garth.george@hotmail.com

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