JEREMY Clarkson has been sacked for being Jeremy Clarkson.
Sounds familiar. Oh wait - it's a bit like the mean and opinionated judges on The X Factor being sacked for being mean and opinionated.
Not that I'm questioning the media bosses' decisions in either case, but it shouldn't come as a surprise that a man with Clarkson's history and personality eventually stepped over the line.
The star of the BBC's Top Gear motoring TV show is under police scrutiny after being sacked for punching one of the show's producers and sending him to A&E.
A BBC internal investigation found Clarkson had launched an unprovoked 30-second physical attack on the man because he was offered a plate of cold cuts instead of steak and chips.