Dear Miley Cyrus.
We get it. You're not Hannah Montana anymore.
But for goodness' sake, put some clothes on, stick your tongue in your mouth and stop being so disrespectful to the industry that has made you who you are.
The singer's latest shenanigans this week at the MTV EMAs reeked of someone who is desperate to top the previous jaw-dropping performance at the VMAs. Without sounding all "high horsey" about it, she needs to forget the antics and just sing.
Cyrus has a decent voice, some great songs and good looks. She's also the daughter of a famous singer and had a hit TV series as a teen. There's no way she won't be rich and famous.