As the calendar clicks past August, we know that spring has arrived - even if the warmer weather arrived early this year. Spring means newborn lambs, but it also means it's time to do those cleaning and clearing-out jobs that have been ignored through winter.
The best way to tackle the task is as a family social day, but with military-like discipline. Organise and arm the troops with feather dusters, top-secret cleaning agents, rubbish bags, boxes and, most of all, a positive attitude. Write down the Mission Impossible task for each trooper and have them report to HQ at regular intervals. Reward them with lots of praise and a batch of home-made scones or pikelets if their efforts have taken the house to frontiers where no man has gone before.
Break the tasks down into small and simple steps - and a formal inspection of the guard, with regimented marching to the sound of marching music, is always a good way to begin. Work out the battle plan one room at a time. Set the teams to work in pairs if necessary and remember to keep communications short, sharp and snappy.
Start by rummaging through forgotten places. There may be lots of trash that can be turned into cash. Old golf clubs, unwanted household appliances (old TVs before 52-inch flat-screens became the minimum standard) furniture, books ... they can all be sold online, at a garage sale, swapped, or given away to create space.
In the bathroom, check medicines for their use-by date. Destroy anything that looks dubious; it's dangerous having them lying around, especially if there are littlies in the house. Get out the torch and have a good look at the back of the bathroom cabinet. Apply the rule: if you haven't used it for a long time, you probably don't need it.