I saw Fifty Shades of Grey over the weekend. This is not a review. This is what went through my head while I sat there, romantically inserting popcorn... in to my... unshaven... desperate for more... face. Romance writing, check. Haha!
I found myself trying to decide which CBD building could host a local version.
I think it would take place in the Hotel on Devonport. It's the only place I can think of that's tall enough and might let a resident create a room full of whips and handcuffs. I guess the police station is halfway there when it comes to having the props required and a lockable cell-type environment, but it lacks the view and décor.
Where are we going to get the chopper and who is going to fly it? The only choppers I know of in Tauranga are the TrustPower TECT Rescue Helicopter and Phil Rudd's one. God knows what's happened in Phil's one. If those blades could talk. However, I'm directing this film, so Phil's not getting a call-back.
Liam is the pilot of the rescue chopper... He's a reasonably good-looking bloke, he can fly, he keeps fit, he knows how to use a winch. He fits the bill! Though he does have a wife and children, so let's just get him to pilot the chopper, not Christian Grey.
