Lights up on Hamlet, resplendent in full costume.
"I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth," he tells us.
Too right he has. He's holding a gun to his temple.
We are in the apartment of a Shakespearean actor on the brink of suicide ... "to be or not to be" and all that.
The place is a tip. His girlfriend has just left him and it's not hard to see why.