The key to a happy relationship is to never get more drunk than your partner.
That's a piece of advice delivered by Dai Henwood, pictured, during his new show, Fresh-Up Comedy Tour, with Ben Hurley and Vaughan King at Baycourt on Friday.
The show is MCd by King, and Henwood and Hurley each take to the stage for a stand up of about 30 minutes each.
The three men share humour about their lives and all have one thing in common - a tendency to talk about their genitalia. Henwood, often mocked on TV3's 7Days for his height, laments how common it is for random funny guys on the street to call him names and relates how when he goes to use a urinal, there's always someone who asks why he isn't using the smaller, kid-sized porcelain bowl that's "made for him".
Hurley gains laughs from the audience talking about New Zealand women having the highest number of sexual partners than any other women in the world, wondering why New Zealand men aren't benefiting from this phenomenon and blaming Irish visitors with their suave accents.