If decorating the Christmas tree is the most exciting time of the year, then felling it is surely the most gloomy.
There are few more sombre suburban scenes than a formerly verdant Christmas tree sitting unadorned and anaemic atop a trailer full of rubbish.
To boot, my leftover festive booze supplies have vanished and the cards are in the recycling.
Our Christmas ham, picked at since the 25th, is now just a bone. The last of the summer swine signals that very moment the Christmas spirit is usurped by the dispirited.
How so? Why can't we hang on to the well wishing all year? After all, it's still summer, so why the melancholy?