"He is not putting soap on his hands and rubbing for twenty seconds. I will work on this with him," she reassured Ardern, who responded: "love the offer of support right at the end there".
This made the news mostly as a feel-good story. It's fair enough to say this is all a bit of a light-hearted amusement: a junior member of the Team of 5 Million getting one-up on her buffoon-like father. Just playing.
But for me at least, there is also something unsettling here. A young girl, without realising it, expressing allegiance to the Government over her own parents. To be clear, this Government isn't training Junior Spies like that in Orwell's world.
Ardern isn't sending Thought Police to force errant fathers to wash their hands. But by using the Team of 5 Million language and promoting informing on our neighbours who are "letting the team down", a powerful, shifting cultural narrative is at play that promotes a democratically unhealthy intimacy in the relationship between individuals and the Government.
It's effective too, with more than 63,000 New Zealanders reporting rules breaches of the Covid-19 Act last year. Surveys by IGPS showed that the "trust in our neighbours to make informed choices about the future" dropped by about 4 per cent in the past four years, while "trust in the government to do what is right for New Zealand" rose by 14 per cent. We now trust our neighbours similarly to our Government.
The letter and these statistics are symbolic of a deep — yet subtle — sense of over-familiarity that serves to erase our awareness of the massive power imbalance between government and individual citizens.
Just ask the noted South Auckland KFC worker how it feels when the warmth disappears.
At a time when "lockdowns impose the most extensive restrictions on New Zealanders' lives seen for at least 70 years; perhaps ever", as Professors Andrew Geddis and Claudia Geiringer said, we must not forget that the State, albeit a "nice" one, is still the state — not our family or friends.
We're fortunate that our Prime Minister isn't in any danger of becoming Big Brother, and New Zealand isn't a dystopia. But to maintain our civil democracy in these extraordinary times, we must balance our over-familiarity with a healthy emotional distance.
- Kieran Madden is a research manager for Maxim Institute