I live in a home of two halves.
On my side of the home, I can look forward to retiring at the sprightly age of 65, safe in the knowledge that taxpayers will fund my intended lifestyle of elderly excess.
On my girlfriend's side of the home, retirement looks significantly more distant.
That's because the Government's plan to hike the retirement age from 65 to 67 in 20 years' time has been aimed at people born since June 1972.
It turns out that I was born before that date, and that my better half was born after it.