The challenge was simple: fastest to eat the doughnut wins.
The competitors were sprawled out on a long table in what appeared to be the last supper, and I tell you what, I don't think I'll be needing supper for a long while.
The doughnuts were brought out for us to gawk at as we armed ourselves with cutlery, napkins, water and buckets — in case something couldn't be held down.
I'm not joking, they were about the size of my head. It was a truly horrific sight.
Filled with whipped cream and covered in chocolate, there were also several chocolate bars and a Freddo Frog on top of the doughnut.
There were also two syringes filled with liquid chocolate which were required to be eaten before one could claim to have finished.
I only managed to knock off half of the doughnut before the rich sweetness of the entire thing proved too much for my stomach.
As I sat around sipping water and trying not to vomit all down my front, the winner Taani Teu finished in a time of 8 minutes 37 seconds.
He smashed the 2020 winner's time of 12 minutes. Everyone was in awe.
Teu, from Healthline, was a trooper. There is no other way to describe it.