Predicting the PM's 2020 personal timetable
January: Becomes pregnant, undivulged.
February: Marries.
Late March: Pregnancy announced. The Speaker of the House is in raptures.
March – September: Media commences an enraptured commentary on the maternal progress. Ministers make futuristic policy announcements, these being of secondary importance.
September: Date of election is announced. The media now have a double interest — the imminent birth and the election.
October: The baby is born amidst a flurry of ministerial excitement and the crowd goes wild. November: There's an election but isn't the baby simply gorgeous and doesn't Jacinda look great?
And that, my friends, is – in my view – the only example of delivery that 2020 will see from this current Government.
A.D. Kirby
Pāpāmoa
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