Auckland boasts of being "the world's most liveable city" while Rotorua is "Living the dream. World Class in every way".
Here in Tauranga we aim to be "an easy to place to move around". We aim to "live well, waste less" and be "actively involved".
And that's only the half of it.
At 66 words long, the city's vision statement is neither catchy nor inspiring and reads as though it came straight out of a council report. It tests the reader's will to read on. Whoever wrote the statement was obviously accomplished at this form of communication.
This visionless vision statement came under the spotlight this week when Chamber of Commerce chief executive Max Mason rightly described it as 'bland and boring' and challenged the city to revitalise it.