A British motorist was fined more than $2200 this week and became the first person in the country to be convicted in court of hogging the middle lane of a motorway.
Of course, the concept of a frustrating, brain-dead and blind motorist being convicted for being a useless driver would be a dream come true for a lot of us.
Granted, the middle lane sin is more of a headache in Britain because motorists refrain from overtaking cars on the inside - it's sort of built into their psyche - whereas here, we don't worry about it too much.
You'll find out that's true if you sample Wellington's three-lane motorways.
I think the place where convictions are definitely warranted is the general public's struggle with roundabouts. It seems a lot of people have no clue how to indicate their intentions.