Our Tauranga City councillors are considering spending $900,000 on a hydro slide at Baywave.
Good to know they like a big splash because their protracted delays on installing a tsunami warning system mean that if an earthquake offshore does send a big wave our way, there is no quick way of warning all Bay residents, including the elderly, children and their pets.
Years into the council's review of the best system to install, there is still public debate over whether to opt for an electronic hooter or a modern version of the World War II air raid siren.
Could the answer possibly lie in the results of this month's test of an electronic system at Papamoa? Residents were informed in circulars that testing by the city council would begin before 9am and continue in short bursts of less than 30 seconds until 1.30pm, and were eagerly awaiting.
However, Papamoa Progressive Association chairman Steve Morris told the Bay of Plenty Times that he was in Papamoa library during the test on June 1 and said neither he nor the library staff heard anything.