It's hard to fathom what was going through the head of the drunk boatie plucked from Tauranga Harbour last week.
The boatie, who was found clinging to an upturned dinghy, cheated death when his cries for help were heard by a crew member of a passing log ship.
The 48-year-old Otumoetai man was somehow heard above the howling winds and engine noise of the Carl Oldendorff as it made its way through rough seas in the middle of the night, a few minutes after leaving the entrance to Tauranga Harbour.
Police and port authorities were astonished at the stupidity of the man, who was intoxicated and decided to go fishing about 9pm on Friday night, when winds were gusting to above 40 knots.
He was rescued about 200 metres northwest of the port's B-buoy, which is anchored by the shipping lane off Mauao's North Rock.