"You're never too old to rock and roll if you're too young to die," sang legendary rockers Jethro Tull. If you know who Jethro Tull are, you are too old for Tauranga's Temple Bar.
On Monday, Julia Proverbs reported how 39-year-old Justin Allan says he was turned away from the bar last Saturday for being "too old". The story taps into a collective angst. This morning, it was the most popular story on bayofplentytimes.co.nz.
It's bad enough there comes a day when we outgrow party rock. Suddenly the music is too loud, the drinks overpriced, and the people around us seem loony.
No one wants to have this pointed out in public. There are things in life far worse than being turned away from a bar for being "too old". But right now I can't think of any.
Although now my idea of a good night is watching the news in peace with the kids tucked up, I am not ready to hang up my stilettos. Like Justin Allan, many of us have happily left hard partying behind but just because we are too old for alcopops and leather shorts doesn't mean we are ready for Complan and Depend pants.