I never thought I would become a dog owner. Assigned to cover a story about dog trends in the Bay, I took the whole family along. One hour later, and $1000 lighter, we had a new family member.
I have made cuts to my pampering routine to accommodate his - he has a wash and blow every fortnight at Tauranga Vets. He commands the sofa, feasts on roast meat and veg for dinner, and sleeps on the kids' beds.
If my pampered puffball ever severs the tendons of the postie's ankle, would it be my fault?
Yes - according to Tauranga dog trainer Susie Jones. In Friday's story about a record number of dog attacks in the past year in Tauranga, Jones says dog attacks "are a reflection of the owners, not the dogs".
Allocating blame for dog attacks on owners is not new. "It's not the dog, it's the owner" is a common platitude.