One thing I was told when I started writing this column a few years ago, when I asked for tips on what makes good writing for the paper, was: do some research on your topic.
Today, ladies and gentlemen, I've done no research - not one little bit. Didn't even Google it. It's not about accurate facts and what happened here in the past, this is about what we need and is part of how our future as a city plays out.
So let's wheel this tired old circus monkey out again, give it some nuts and see what happens . . . Build a freaken stadium in Tauranga. Mic drop. I'm out.
Seriously, though, every time I watch the Rugby World Cup at the moment, I just think of how cool it would've been for Tauranga if we could've remembered back to that time the RWC was in New Zealand and we went to that game in Tauranga.
But, no, that didn't happen because our premier rugby venue is a speedway. Build it and they will come! They did it for cricket and, boy, did they arrive. Well, South Africa did . . . the Black Caps made up the numbers a bit in that one, but that's not the point.