I'm writing this column minutes after driving back to my office from a wine tasting over in the middle of Hawke's Bay's Gimblett Gravels district.
It was so hot, the black stuff on my steering wheel was leaching into my hands, the air conditioning unit collapsed with the strain and the pool of sweat in the small of my back became so big, a primary school could have held their swimming sports in it. It was one of those days where being around a crowd was the last thing I wanted - not a normal feeling for me.
You see, one thing that's guaranteed to be etched into my headstone when I eventually kick the barrel is that I was always a great fan of festivals. Nary a month passes when I'm not hauling my family off to some sort of public celebration (usually with much eye-rolling from the kids and feeble protests from my husband). Although wine and food fests are my favourite (no surprises there), I've been known to thrill at the thought of cultural shindigs, musical mosh-pits, arts-and-crafts celebrations, all sorts of seasonal solstices, fiestas and carnival-type carry-on; and woe betide my Eftpos card if I spot a sign saying "school gala" or "church fete" - I can literally feel it having a conniption in my clutch purse.
So you'll understand why my timbers are shivering at the prospect of zooming out west of Hastings on January 24 to attend the first annual Bridge Pa Wine Festival. The Bridge Pa Triangle Wine District might contain the oldest soils on Hawke's Bay's Heretaunga Plains (the famous "red metals"), but it's also New Zealand's newest official wine region, spreading across more than 2000ha on the western side of the Heretaunga Plains.
Contained within its loose boundaries of three roads (SH50, Maraekakaho Rd and Ngatarawa Rd) which form a distinct triangle shape, the district includes vineyards belonging to some of the nation's most prestigious wine brands and this year eight wineries (even those without cellar doors) are throwing open their gates, hiring DJ's to spin tunes whilst offering wine tasting, food, music and master classes. Abbey Cellars, Alpha Domus, Ash Ridge, Hawkes Ridge, Ngatarawa, Paritua, Salvare and Sileni are the eight venues, which will be connected by "Hop On/Hop Off" buses, which is great because they're all within five minutes of each other.