Instead they smell smoky, flinty, a bit like 'struck match' or worse 'farty'.
That's because many winemakers are deliberately encouraging higher levels of naturally-occurring sulphides in their chardonnay to increase the complexity of the wine.
Winemakers love it, so it's a style that's here to stay.
But here's the thing - the higher the sulphides, the less fruit you smell and taste, and I for one love to taste grapefruit, peach and pineapple in my chardonnay.
I don't mind a smidge of the smoky, stinky stuff, but big levels aren't my cup of tea. So it's all about what's the acceptable level of sulphidey stuff for you.
So just when chardonnay is making its big and much yearned for comeback, our industry goes and makes it complicated.
Oh well.
Foreign affair adds spice
Sometimes all you need is a foreign affair to kickstart a hankering for all things spicy in life. These three examples of magic from the Mediterranean will not only provide a bit of much-needed sauce, they'll excite your wallet too ...
Artero Tempranillo 2014 $14
How crazy is it that a wine this cheap can scoop a gold medal at the Decanter World Wine Awards and a gold medal at the NZ International Wine Awards. But it is absolutely deserving. This Spanish stunner has lovely, comforting aromas of blueberry, cherry and medicinal notes. Juicy and fleshy in the mouth, it boasts a squeak of dusty tannins over the top of some generous fruit flavours. Definitely the man from La Mancha if you're looking for something cheap and seriously cheerful. sceniccellars.co.nz
Carpineto Dogajolo Rosso Toscano 2011 $22
A lighter style of red that'll appeal to those who like a soft, savoury edge to their reds, this Italian quaffer has a flick of dried herbs, gentle meaty notes and a smooth, easy-to-drink style. blackmarket.com
Masseria Altemura Sasseo Primitivo 2013 $19.99
Made from 100per cent Primitivo (aka Zinfandel), this is an instantly appealing Italian red that has become a new favourite of mine. With gently meaty, roasting-pan and pepper characters on the nose, followed by bayleaf, sweet boysenberry and complex, dusty tannins that are elastic yet grippy - it's a superb little sip. sapori.co.nz