Ever since I wrote about British gardener Stuart Grindle's lawn obsession a few weeks ago, I've had to stop myself mowing ours more frequently than once a week. Grindle, who's 70, mows twice a day, three times a week, to keep each blade a uniform 5mm long.
At the other end of the scale, I discovered an 80-year-old man who planted a garden in 1960 and last watered it in 1972. And yes, it's still thriving. David Latimer planted his garden in a bottle and sealed it shut 40-odd years ago as an experiment to see if it would survive.
The hardy spiderwort plant inside has grown to fill the 38-litre container by surviving entirely on recycled air, nutrients and water. The water in the bottle gets taken up by the roots, is released into the air during transpiration, condenses down into the potting mixture, where the cycle begins again. Clever.
Almost as clever is a garden so poisonous you can enter it only with a fully qualified guide. The creation of Alnwick Poison Gardens in Northumberland, England, was inspired by the legendary botanical gardens in Padua, where the Medicis plotted to bring their enemies to a mouth-frothing end.
An English duchess created this garden, dedicating it entirely to flora that is deadly and/or narcotic. The tall, black gates imprison about 100 killers including belladonna and hemlock. Wanting in part to hark back to old apothecary gardens, she shied away from healing medicinals and sought out deadly poisons.