This week is egg week and this column is all about eggs. It's not really egg week - we made that bit up - but because eggs are so versatile in the oily-rag kitchen we thought they deserve to have a whole week of special attention.
We thought we would start with some ways to cook eggs, starting with the really basic: how to boil an egg without it exploding. Exploding eggs is something a he-who-shall-not-be-named oily ragger has had some experience with. The real trick is, having placed the egg into the pot of water and brought it to the boil, not to forget about turning it off. If the pot runs dry the egg really will explode - on to the walls, ceiling, floor.
Those who have mastered the boiled egg could try scrumptious scrambled eggs. Beat 6 eggs in a mixing bowl with a cup of milk, and salt and pepper to taste. Melt butter or margarine in a frying pan over medium heat. Pour the egg mixture into heated butter and cook without stirring until the mixture begins to set on the bottom and around the edges. Using a spatula, lift and fold the partially cooked eggs so the uncooked portion flows underneath. Continue cooking for about four minutes or until the eggs are cooked throughout but still glossy and moist. Variations include herbed scrambled eggs, cheese and onion scrambled eggs, and mushroom scrambled eggs.
To make an "ooh la la" omelette, beat the eggs and add milk, salt and pepper, then pour into a frying pan. Add finely chopped or precooked vegetables (mushrooms, tomatoes, onion, garlic, grated carrots, and anything else from your garden). Cook for about a minute, then add grated cheese. Cook for another 30 seconds or so then fold the omelette in half and serve. A reader suggests adding a pinch of cornflour to the omelette mix before beating to make big fluffy omelettes.
To make a perfectly poached egg, fill a pan with about 10cm of water, add a teaspoon of vinegar and bring to the boil. Break the egg into a cup or shallow dish then gently slide into the boiling water and cover with a lid. Wait until the water returns to the boil then turn off and let stand for another couple of minutes until the yolk has a white filmy covering. Lift the egg out with a draining spoon. Serve with toast.