Trump's sham shamrock
The US President was at his best for St Patrick's Day. He even had a version of his "Make America Great" cap manufactured in green and adorned with an Irish shamrock. They went on sale on his website for 50 bucks each. Only problem was ... it wasn't a shamrock. It was a four-leafed clover -- which has nothing to do with Ireland. They are, however, used by Italian car-maker Alfa Romeo as a logo on their racing cars, and by a Scottish football team, and are the subject of a song written by a bloke in New York in 1927. The caps were subsequently withdrawn from the President's website.
Meeting with the Irish Prime Minister, Trump said, "As we stand together with our Irish friends, I'm reminded of that proverb -- and this is a good one, this is one I like. I've heard it for many, many years and I love it: 'Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue, but never forget to remember those that have stuck by you'." Only problem is ... nobody in Ireland had ever heard that old Irish proverb. Turns out it's from a poem by a (Muslim) Nigerian bank manager.
After the Irish PM left the White House, the Creepy Tweeter's team posted a video montage of photos of the visit, complete with a lovely Irish soundtrack. Only problem is ... the "Irish" soundtrack was (badly tuned) Scottish bagpipes -- the music of Ireland's protestant invaders. The tune? Amazing Grace -- words written by an English poet and Anglican clergyman, played by an American band.
This is not fake news. It's just another case of "alternative facts" from Donald and Mickey In The White House. I can't wait for the NZ Prime Minister's next visit to the Land of the Free -- when we will no doubt learn that Kupe composed Sailing (later plagiarised by Rod Stewart) whilst competing in one of the earliest America's Cup races -- a race which was won, of course, by a yacht named Geronimo. Sadly, Kupe came second in that race, inspiring him to write that famous Maori waiata, Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.