There may be people who like to holiday in that way, but I doubt that there are many. Surely it would be more logical to send me details of resorts similar to Montreuil that I might not have tried - rather like Amazon recommending similar books. They don't, after all, offer to send you the book you bought before ... but in a different cover.
Still, the irritation of receiving repeated holiday recommendations pales when compared with the annoyance of being offered the opportunity to buy luxury goods "because I deserve them".
For one thing, I am never offered the goods free, which would be the logical response to a true case of "deserving". For another, how does the web know whether I deserve them or not?
Has the monitoring of electronic traffic gone further than I thought, so that there is now a committee - staffed perhaps by the Archbishop of Canterbury and one or two others drawn from the great and the good - whose role is to determine who is deserving and who is not?
"Yes," they might say. "That is the third email he has sent to his mother this week - give him two 'deserving' points and send him that message about our linen sheets offer."
Then there must be those who have only one point and not two. "No, linen sheets are too good for him," intones the Archbishop. "But I suppose brushed nylon ones would not be inappropriate."
That is certainly one possibility. The other, however, is that the offers are sent out indiscriminately with no monitoring at all.
"You owe yourself a tasteful woollen tea cosy, Mr Putin". "Your Majesty deserves a nice set of plastic place mats to set off all that silver and gold." "You deserve the opportunity to buy a case of Algerian wine at French prices, Dutch cigars priced as if they came from Cuba, a tasteful pair of Austrian shorts or almost anything whose price is based on its brand."
It isn't the implication that you are stupid enough to believe that your good deeds have earned the chance to buy over-priced rubbish which is so offensive, but the impertinent suggestion that the marketing people can classify your worth.
Let's just say that, as fallible human beings most of us don't really deserve as much as we already get.
For myself, I can only say that I hope never to get my deserts - desserts, however, in a restaurant like that of the Chateau of Montreuil, are quite a different matter.
John Watson is the editor of the UK weekly online magazine The Shaw Sheet, where he writes as Chin Chin.
