My husband George has always sworn I'd be a hopeless poker player. Apparently, I have one of those faces wherein everyone could read my cards without me uttering a word.
I guess that's why I have never been able to abide by the politics of desperation and deceit, known to some of our whanau as the "politics of teka" (the lying tongue).
We had the classic example last week in Parliament, with politicians from both Labour and National swearing that changing the Police Act to enable the storage of the fingerprints and photographs of our young people was nothing more than a technicality.
But what they weren't "fessing up to" was that the criteria by which these "identifying particulars" can now be legally taken include not only appearances in front of the Youth Court, but also under the Child, Youth and Families Act. So in practice, what this will mean is that one of our rangatahi may be granted pardon by a judge, and recommended to take up a parenting programme, a drug and alcohol course, or attend a mentoring project. Despite being discharged by the court, their fingerprints and photos will be retained by the police, just because they can.
In the lead-up to the elections, we've been watching other examples of the politics of teka panned out in the policy releases of Labour and Mana.